Elite Michaila (35) escort CBD

Qualified

It used to be an iron law of punting that there were two kinds of oriental escort agency.The first kind comprised those with a selection of genuine but homely Thai ladies, many of whom had a larger endowment than the average punter.The second kind comprised those with a stunning selection of impossibly pretty Aissie girls. But as they say, if a thing seems too good to be true, it usually is. And indeed none of the pictures were ever genuine. Instead, one would in reality be confronted with some rancid creature that I would not touch if you were to pay me.However, that was a few years ago. Things have moved on in the punting world and mostly for the better. The vast majority of western agencies have genuine pictures, with at worst the odd touch of photo-shopping. It is rare indeed to book an Eastern European girl through a London agency only to be presented with somebody completely different.Sadly, however, the same cannot be said of the oriental agencies as I found out to my cost yesterday, though to be fair to me, there were two factors that led me to think that “Michaila” might actually be the genuine article.The first was that her web page on backpage.com went out of its way to boast that her pictures were “genuine” and when I double checked on the phone I was reassured that the photos were indeed of her. It is one thing to put up fake photos, but then to boast that they are genuine seems almost perverse in its dishonesty.The second was that a Tineye search of Michaila’s photos reassuringly came up with no matches. So perhaps her photos were indeed of her, rather than stolen from some obscure Aissie porn site.So off I trotted to a basement flat in Wyndham Street just south of Marylebone Station with some faint hope that the slim and pretty girl I had been promised, might actually be the one that answered the door. But it was not to be. Lurking on the other side of the darkened threshold of the world’s darkest basement flat was what appeared to be the same hideous crone I recalled from the last time I make this mistake. No doubt it was not the same women, but the genre was familiar. Short, dumpy and probably older than me. Her one feminine virtue was that, at least on initial inspection she did not appear to have a penis.Oscar Wilde is said to have remarked “To err once is human. To err twice is careless”. I dread to think what he would have thought of me. Anyway, be warned. I subsequently found a number of similar adverts on backpages.com. They all used a similar blurb. So it can safely be assumed that any advert for a pretty oriental girl on that website is as bent as the proverbial nine bob note.

Dacosta

Shared bath , and great sex , dressed as I wanted her to be

Odax

In appearance Michaila could pass for a schoolgirl but when she sambas along the corridor in front of you in a multi-coloured bikini, you realise you have got all-woman on your hands - and that you're in for a good time.Michaila is just a delight. Positive, smiley, naughtily feeding you bits of her body as her hands roam and her mouth ducks down to suck you and kiss you alternately.My hands seemed to be given free rein and a prolonged spell of 69 was simply delicious.Sex then covered all the positions we wanted and Michaila was fully involved throughout and at times urgently so.Don't know why I have not noticed Michaila before but sure glad I have now - a sexy dark toffee Brazilian sweetheart.

Andre

Wonderfull kiss on entering flat on to sofa glass wine kissing talking then shower in to bed room Michaila dressed in black underwear and Susses lovely kissing fondeling oral on me lovely 69 she tasted lovely then oral on me was tired so very selphis just watched and thrus into her mouth until I came wonderful and then my favorite finish this lady is lovely and will see again was lovely hour Michaila thank you xxx

Smelter

Went the agency route with Michaila Lynn. She looked hot in her photos and I was feeling horny. It was tricky getting back to her apartment. Had to go thru parking deck, type in a code and then negotiate down hallways and stair cases. But I made it and I was pleasantly surprised when she opened the door. VIPers read on...

Onshore

I was a first time punter. I didn't think I'd get nervous but, after walking four flights of stairs (I don't do lifts) I was exhausted and my nervousness came to the fore. Michaila greeted me in a black nightdress and gave me a glass of water.I won't go into blow by blow detail but Michaila made me feel very comfortable. So comfortable, in fact, that I felt more like a boyfriend than a punter.After orgasm I had a kind of existential crisis whereby all residues of teenage Christianity surged into consciousness. Luckily, Michaila is a truly lovely person. We chatted over herbal tea and I felt priviliged to be in her company.I doubt that I will become a regular punter, but I may just have to visit Michaila one more time. She is a lovely, lovely person.